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TF2 "Expiration Date"

  • Spy: Final question... You have a dinner date for seven. What time do you arrive?
  • Scout: Seven. AM. Case the restaurant, run background checks on the staff. Can the cook be trusted? If not, I gotta kill him. Dispose of the body, replace him with my own guy no later than 4:30.
  • Spy: You're ready.
  • Scout: Really?!
  • Spy: No. Everything you just said was insane, and we are out of time. Congratulations! You're a failure.