Life Goes On

my name is dexter and I post fandom-related things, art, stuff I think is funny and dumb things about my various mental health things. sometimes I also post baby animals and things because being happy is good for my health.

Jul 25

earthseed-fic:

copperbadge:

agents-of-frickle-frackle:

*nick fury voice* phil i told you YOU CAN’T KEEP ADOPTING STRAY PEOPLE NO MATTER HOW ATTRACTIVE THEY MAY BE

Theoretically now there’s nothing to stop him.

His mid-life crisis Plane Of Hot Weirdos just became an entire International Espionage Organisation Of Hot Weirdos.

this made me giggle so hard

(via straight-as-a-curly-fry)


anonymousnerdgirl:

eattheclones:

i hope one day there is a halloween party where daniel radcliffe goes as frodo baggins and elijah wood goes as harry potter 

imagine the havoc

imagine the photos

Only if Ian Mckellen goes as Dumbledore and Michael Gambon goes as Gandalf.

(via straight-as-a-curly-fry)



lifting-ink:

My daughter has been doing this for like 5 min straight now. Just trying to grab my tattoos

(via straight-as-a-curly-fry)


queerfucker:

this is what i’ll put on the invites when i turn 100

queerfucker:

this is what i’ll put on the invites when i turn 100

(via straight-as-a-curly-fry)


(via peanut2509)


sunwukong-stoaway:

ringaroundtheprose:

the-captain-of-davesol:

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THE ULTIMATE FUCKING POST

You know it’s good when you bother to scroll all the way back up just to reblog it.

…Wait scroll up HOW OLD IS THIS THING

(via the-all-nerd)


ostracizedpoodle:

I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions

(via tamablepumpkin)


“You are a blessing,
like all the other
curses before you.”
i never thought i would call you a story, Emma Bleker

(via neonqueendom)


thegentlemanmurderer:

I admit my fondness for lipstick may be a problem (but you can’t stop me)
(this is partially practise but mostly gratuitous self indulgence)
(but seriously look at those and tell me you have a problem with it c’mon)

bringin this back because goddamn look at those teal lips those are my favorite

thegentlemanmurderer:

I admit my fondness for lipstick may be a problem (but you can’t stop me)

(this is partially practise but mostly gratuitous self indulgence)

(but seriously look at those and tell me you have a problem with it c’mon)

bringin this back because goddamn look at those teal lips those are my favorite


carlospalmer:

instead of calling someone a “grammar nazi”, why not try:

  • word nerd
  • syntax whiplash
  • fuckin geek
  • speech preacher
  • punctuate infatuate-er
  • ~Lord English~
  • grAMMAR SLAMMER

(via straight-as-a-curly-fry)


dietchola:

this guy at my school wears really short shorts all the time and i asked him why he doesn’t wear normal cut shorts and he said “if the sky is out, then my thighs are out” god bless

(via straight-as-a-curly-fry)


unnecessarymagic:

IM SO PISSED OFF THAT WE DONT HAVE BALLS ANY MORE
I WANT TO WEAR A HUGE DRESS AND BE COURTED AND DANCE AROUND AND HAVE MY GOWN SWEEP THE FLOOR AND BE ALL ELEGANT AND GRACEFUL WITH GLOVES AND SHIT

BUT NO WE HAVE DUMB HOUSE PARTIES WITH CHEAP BEER AND RED CUPS AND HORNY TEENAGE BOYS WHO PUT THEIR HANDS UP MY SHIRT

i was confused at the word balls in the beginning until i finished it

(via straight-as-a-curly-fry)


crabbyjammies:

gymnosofi:

mypatientvessel:

Dude.

My dad was telling me about these girls at his old college who invented a nail polish that paints on clear, and if you stir your drink with your finger with the nail polish on, it will react with the “Date Rape” drug and turn red.

Dude. It’s genius.

http://www.2lovemylips.co.uk/

I saw this before and didn’t reblog it because it didn’t have anything to say how but now that there is a link saying how I wil reblog it.

(via straight-as-a-curly-fry)


literallytrash:

itssexualhour:

My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

you need less jesus

(via straight-as-a-curly-fry)


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